the new mode

" i got the title of this poem when i was drunk and text messaged it to myself" - guy reading at kgb bar last night

lindsay lohan eats?

in my epic list of unfortunate things that happened to my hometown over the past decade, this will probably fall somewhere at the bottom.

blog

whenever i tell people i work for a blog but don't have my own blog, they look at me like i'm a used car salesman who bikes to work. so now i have a blog. i'm not sure if i'll ever update it or if anyone will ever read it, but at least i have something to reference at parties and job interviews.