Sunday, May 16, 2010

kind of put a damper on that news

phone conversation i just had with my mother

me: oh i have exciting news
mom: you're engaged.
me: no... i think i'm not allergic to sesame seeds anymore

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

facebook vindictive

i thought i got around this new "pages" thing by just never updating my profile, but finally i tried to look at it and found out it had automatically been linked to a bunch of random crap that made it look even worse. i think they did it on purpose. i'll keep facebook for now because i'm not sure how else to find out when people i know are getting drunk or having babies, but i'm not forgetting this.